Foolproof Dating Tip For Women

"Where ya goin' with that chicken boy ?"

   "I been to the market and got it for my mother, sir"

"I've seen your mother, boy, and it's not a bad swap"

I'm with Terry. It's hard enough keeping a house clean and smelling pleasant. I like both dogs and cats, but I don't keep pets because I cannot afford vet bills and I don't like them in the house, I think they are unsanitary.