You may be a jw if.....

You may be a jw ........If you spent last saturday traped in a car with at least 4 other people you may be a jw.

If you have sat through a sheparding call where you were told you are unworthy you may be a jw.

If you have alienated your worldly relatives with your preaching you may be a jw.

If you have ticked some one of buy knocking on their door on one of their religous holidays you may be a jw.

If you think the governing body is goods direct channel you may be a jw.

If you have no clue when this system is going to end you may be a jw.

Ron

you're a janitor or a window washer...

If you think you are better than every one else you may be a jw elder or elderette.

Ron

If you haven't spoken to your sister in 30 years, you may be a JW.

You have Enchilladias for dinner on the last Thursday in November... you might be a JW

TT

If you buy candy the day after a holiday you maybe a jw.

Ron

You avoid violent movies but must weekly read stories in the Bible of rape and murder.

If you racked up a boatload of debt in the early 70's and laughed because you knew you'd NEVER have to pay it back.

your still racking up debt .. thinking you won't have to pay it back... you might be a JW

@ talesin I mis my sister too..

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bRU5pXtaS-8

here she is.. she loves to dance.. she is funny as hell .. and it sucks.. not to have her in my life

You have a trunk full of books and magazines you never intend to read

you're a janitor or a window washer...

What is it with you plp on the subject of janitors & window washers?

I bet I will make more money this year commercial cleaning than alot of you yanks who are now on patheticly reduced wages & in real currency (Australian)

You go to a nightclub with your worldly sisters and leave an hour later,  overcome with guilt because your enjoying yourself.

If you have no clue when this system is going to end you may be a jw.

C'mon, all JDubs now when this system is going to end: Soon!

You're a Gardner and own 5 suits.

You never finish reading the Convention Release, until (maybe) the Book Study.

http://www.reddit.com/r/jwproblems

What is it with you plp on the subject of janitors & window washers?

I bet I will make more money this year commercial cleaning than alot of you yanks who are now on patheticly reduced wages & in real currency (Australian)

never said they didn't make money or it was bad... it's that alot of JW's are ... it's a fact.. you read too much into it ..

TT

If you have dedicated an entire bookcase to WTBTS literature, you may be a JW

you often have a tendency to say "Well, the Society says.............blah, blah, blah".

you often have a tendency to say "Well, the Society says.............blah, blah, blah".