Hand Drawn picture - Society Lawyers caught red handed lying

This is a hand drawn picture of one of the Watchtower society's lawyers caught red handed in court lying about the abuse of children. This picture is a devastating blow to the Society and recent studies concluded that there is a 98% chance that this picture will bring down the Witnesses as a functional organization today.

Many thanks to Shamus who was able to draw this picture freehand with only 35 seconds to spare. This is a glorious day in our fight against the Society!!! Thank you all!

uhhh you are gonna get heat... lots of people love pinochio

You son of a bitch!  

Coffee is all over my desk now.  HAHAHAHA!! 

Listen... this is an accurate representation of what a WT lawyer WOULD look like if he was caught in a lie. Maybe I wasn't clear in my post but I don't really see the issue here.

I'm not sure, but I think that picture might've been tampered with.

If it were only that simple, wt agents stooges are slick as greased owl ____.

Damn you naysayers... go ahead and argue about "who drew what" The fact of the matter here is that WT lawyers are EVIL! What do you care about a "picture???"

If you're not with me, you're practically a lawyer yourself...

sick...

FYI, the WT lawyers told us this was just a side effect from taking Viagra. I should have known they were a bunch of liars!

billy you revived the devil

nevermind

nevermind

Yeah, the WT lawyers would tell us that a lot if we asked them what they were working on.

>:O  You beast!  

Viagra works on noses too?  That shit is like a miracle drug.  Oh, and the hand drawn pic?  Redundant, though shockingly accurate.

NC 

I posted something and then deleted it, that's what I meant by never mind--it was not a comment on the topic.

>:O  You beast! 

Who's the beast?

billy you revived the devil

lol, nah, billy(goat) is the devil...

lol, nah, billy(goat) is the devil...

That was last Wednesday!

JohnnyTwoFeet appears far too sweetly concret to have even realized that it is not the nose that grows when lies are told but another appendage whose tumescence is often sparked by absolute lies of love and devotion....anything to get an opening. 

As Carole King nervously pondered as she weighed up whether to give herself to a man with a growing appendage, "Will You Still Love Me Tomorrow?" 

"Trust me honeybuns. My love is true and sure". Oops,the appendage has grown some more...  

That's a real picture isn't it?

huh?

we can always find out..... but if we investigate if its real or not.... then this could create problems...